dulu masa keje.. hari2 mesti kena buat surat.
ada je surat nak kena kuor..
lama2 sangat terrer la buat surat kan..
so kalo setakat nk buat surat anak ponteng skolah tu kacang le sgt haha
tapi aku keje kerajaan 1 malaysia
semua urusan adalah dalam bahasa melayu :-)

kelmarin, aku nk buat surat ke cikgu iQa..
sbb dia ponteng arituh kan..
bila nak menulis ayat rasmi in english aku terkebil2 kejap
ahh tibai je la tulis kan? skali da siap baru teringat.. knp tak gugel ek..

pastu aku google la contoh surat..
skali.. aku jumpa benda ni...
cam nak pecah perut aku ngan pidaus gelakkan..
hahaha
ingatkan surat aku sangat buduh.. rupa2nya kah kah kah

marilah kawan2... mari kita bergelak ketawa di petang jumaat yg indah ini... ekeke

This is An Actual School Absence Excuse Notes

These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.

1. My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33 <--- Januari dia sampai 33hb ko!! wakaka

4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in ()’s were crossed out.] <--- paling aku tak tahan wakakaka

12. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault. <-- lenkali aku bagi alasan ni wakaka

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear. <-- alasan ni pon leh gak! wakaka

16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

17. Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. <-- kah kah kah

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

22. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

24. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

kah kah kah dah la.. malas aku nak ulas!!
gelakkan orang mmg sendap!! org gelakkan aku, aku tatau wakakakakaka

dah la kepala sakit.. lagi mau gelakkan orang! keji btol aku ni hahaha




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